Dear Fellow Diver:
I surfaced from my first-ever shark dive, ending a
day that began at an ancient sandy shoreline 185 feet
below the surface. The sun was shining, but wouldn’t be
for long. Still, I had beaten Mother Nature by doing
twelve dives in four dramatically different undersea environments
before she could slam the door shut on diving for
the remaining three days of my trip with a cold front and
high winds. The sunny Bahamas is a risky winter vacation
venue because the weather and temperature can literally
change overnight. But Small Hope Bay’s way of arranging
dives helped me dive a blue hole and make a shark observation
dive, four deep wall dives, and five coral garden
dives in just four days.
Despite its price and limited coverage in dive publications,
I tried Small Hope Bay Lodge on Andros Island
based on its rave review in 1000 Places To See Before You
Die. Andros is the Bahamas’ largest island, dominated by
thick bush and mangrove swamp – perfect for divers like
me who don’t want to share the waters with cruise ships
and concrete resort compounds. The lodge is the Bahamas’
oldest dive resort, founded in the 60s by deep-sea diving
pioneer Dick Birch. Because there are only 21 coralwalled,
pine-roofed
cottages around a
central compound, I
booked eight months
in advance to ensure
a New Year’s week
stay.
Small Hope Bay’s main lodge |
Though a week’s
dive package was
almost double the
rate of Caribbean
dive spots like
Cozumel, diverse diving
made Small Hope
Bay worth the expense, at least once. The lodge sits on the edge
of the 140-mile-long Andros Reef (the third
largest barrier reef in the world) so trips
to most dive sites were only a 15-minute
boat ride. The reef drops into a 6,000-
foot trench known as the “Tongue of the
Ocean” and because this canyon is so close
to shore, access to deep wall dives was a
breeze. The expansive system of caves makes
for 178 freshwater blue holes on the island
and 50 along the reef.
Dick Birch has passed, but his family
still runs Small Hope Bay Lodge. While
not sleeping or diving, I spent my time
on comfy couches by the main lodge’s fireplace,
chatting with guests and locals over
Bahama Mamas at the bar, and playing pingpong
in the game room. Birches and their staff mingled at all meals. Kids and pets
are welcome. I felt pampered even before I arrived. By phone and e-mail, office
staff Anastasia, Tracy and Bhruna communicated promptly and in friendly tones. When
I asked whether the bar stocked my favorite gin, they said no but would be happy
to fly it in -- at no extra charge.
Jacques Cousteau gave a thumbs-up to Andros’s Great Blue Hole, and I have to
agree. Fresh water from the island exits through a narrow, cavern-like opening. I
swam into its darkness and through slimy white strands, the byproduct of detrituseating
bacteria floating like webs in a Halloween spook house. My Andros born-andbred
divemaster Skeebo, who claims to have made nearly 9,000 dives, led us down to
104 feet. After we lined up single-file into a crevice-like entrance, visibility
was too bad to continue so we turned around to exit. Skeebo led us into the “skylight
room,” a more spacious cavern. Below me, the hole extended down to 320 feet.
Visibility was still not great so I didn’t get the full experience of this former
dry-land waterfall and its swim-throughs, but I was glad I brought my light to
inspect crevices.
Shallow reefs, wrecks and cavern dives categories are among the 40 dive sites
crew regularly visits. The lodge offers custom specialty dives to openwater sites,
coral caverns and more blue holes but they’re pricey at $140 for one person, $100
for two or more. I did shell out extra for the shark observation dive, but I saw
everything else on my package-allotted sites. Visibility averaged 55 feet; sunshine
boosted it to 80 feet while the lack thereof dropped it to 30. No remarkable current
but 50-minute dives in the winter season’s 78-degree water became chilly fast.
I wish I had traded in my 3-mil wetsuit for a 5-mil. My spouse snorkeled while I
dove and reported that the trips, led separately, were to equally beautiful coral
gardens. A Lodge favorite was 12-foot-deep Red Hill, named for the rusty-colored
Elkhorn coral in which French and blue-striped grunts hang.
I took giant strides off the dive boats, large and stable pontoons, and
removed fins before climbing up sturdy side ladders. No more than 10 divers were on
board though capacity was double that. Mask and camera buckets were refilled daily.
Aluminum 80 tanks ranged between 2800 and 3200 psi. Crew gave thorough briefings
and suspended safety tanks and regulators on all dives. Two large rinsing tanks
and a hose were dockside. At the dive center next to the docks, each cottage was
assigned a bin to stow small gear and a space to hang the rest. However, bring a
save-your-dive kit, because despite rental gear and computers, this was no fullservice
dive shop.
While diving didn’t compare to Bonaire, and the rather plain coral gardens
didn’t hold the drama of Grand Cayman’s Japanese Gardens, I counted up to 40 fish
species at most coral garden sites. I’ve never seen such a concentration of redtail
parrotfish, harlequin bass, barred hamlet and Nassau grouper. I also spotted seven
invasive lionfish, which are now spreading into Caribbean waters. To my photo album, I added rare shots of a Black Jack and a male quillfin blenny. At Brad’s
Mountain, I snapped a pair of queen triggerfish and a yellowtail grouper while two
reef sharks circled at the edge of visibility.
I liked that dives were not follow-the-leader style except on deeper walls and
the Blue Hole. Divemasters were always close but not enough to point out anything
unless asked. The laid-back dive schedule was ideal for divers wanting to sleep
in: Two tanks at 9:30 a.m., another at 2 p.m., and I was back in my room by 4:30
to clean up for drinks and dinner. They offer night dives twice weekly but with
six people needed, I never got a chance.
Given what I was paying, I was put off by the drive up to the unimpressive
entrance, past a gasoline tank and maintenance yard. My smallish room had no bathtub
to dry gear, just a small stand-up shower. But all cottages sit on a lovely
private beach facing east, and sun lovers can go au natural in a private screenedoff
area. Still, this is not a place to loll about in your suite – no phones or
TVs, and only half the cottages have air-conditioning. Thanks to three dives a day
and a hearty dinner, I fell into my rock-hard, king-sized bed too tired to care
when offshore breezes blew in odors from the mangrove shallows.
Small Hope Bay Lodge is the Caribbean version of family camp. Rubbing elbows
with lodge owner Jeff Birch, son of Dick, and his staff was an everyday occurrence.
At one breakfast, we got a wakeup call from batik-clad conga drummers
emerging from the kitchen, led by Jeff. After one dinner, Skeebo stood on a chair
handing out awards for adventures and mishaps experienced by each departing guest.
Dives were arranged over drinks every night. I’ve never interacted so much with
staff at any place, and it was never to complain about service. Many have worked there for years, and many guests have been returning annually for a decade or more.
The make-yourself-at-home feel applied to complimentary bicycles, kayaks, small
sailboats and hot tub to use whenever I wanted. The unstaffed gift shop ran by an
honor system; I could bring what I liked back to the room and just fill out a chit
for what I took. When I walked along the road, passing cars would wave or honk in
greeting. But my walks also took me past a lot of roadside litter.
Buffet-style meals were plentiful and varied, and seafood was especially
tasty. I went back for seconds of herb-encrusted grouper and blackened snapper,
followed by desserts like whiskey bread with butter pudding or pecan pie. If I
didn’t want the daily Bahamian breakfast dish like stewed mackerel or boiled bologna,
I could order eggs, an omelet, pancakes or french toast, and sample oatmeal,
fruit, and cold cereals. Lunches were leftovers, but that still meant a surface
interval feast of salmon with citrus-herb butter. Even the locals came here to eat.
Booze and beer were on the house, so I also went back for seconds of Bahama Mamas.
On New Year’s Day, I put myself into Skeebo’s capable hands for the “Over the
Edge of the Wall” dive, as the lodge allows qualified divers to explore below 100
feet on certain guided dives. Whip wire and other small coral lined the wall as I
sank to my destination, a ledge of sandy beach at 185 feet, with just six minutes
below 100 feet and a slow 30-minute no-deco ascent. The second dive at Peter’s
Mystery Special, a 25-foot-deep coral garden, was followed by lunch, pan-seared
wahoo with fruit rum reduction eaten under thatched umbrellas at the seaside bar.
My third dive that day was the shark observation dive at Shark Emporium.
Knowing that the cold front and high winds would make diving iffy going forward,
Jeff scheduled it for me and two others.
Following a no-handfeeding policy,
crew suspended a frozen “chumsicle”
40 feet below the surface. My spouse
snorkeled overhead, getting a great
view of my buddy and me kneeling on
the bottom while a dozen reef sharks
attacked the frozen chum ball just
20 feet above our heads. Afterward I
searched the sand for shark’s teeth
while the sharks did after-dinner circles;
some approached me within a couple
of feet, staring at me with cold,
unblinking eyes.
Dive sites were not marked on
the surface but boatdriver/divemasters
Skeebo and Moose, Jeff’s thirtysomething
nephew and native Androsian,
navigated unerringly without GPS. With no mooring balls, boats relied on heavy anchors, which divemasters hoisted by filling
an inverted pail attached to the anchor chain with air to boost lift. No one
stayed topside with the boat. A large grappling hook was suspended 10 feet off the
bottom on all dives. Skeebo told me that in the very unlikely event that the anchor
line parted with no one on board, the hook would “eventually” catch. That made me
ponder, but nothing happened during my stay.
When the cold front hit, overnight temperatures plummeted from the low 80s
into the 60’s and logs were thrown into the fireplace. On one night, we visited the
local batik factory. It was a hoot dipping tropical-themed molds into hot wax to
make unique patterns onto white sheets that would later become blue batik fabric.
Another night after dinner, notable underwater cave diver Brian Kakuk presented
a PowerPoint slideshow about the geographical, archeological and technical diving
aspects of his explorations. Another day, Skeebo took us at no charge on a guided
nature tour of Captain Bill’s Blue Hole, then to Staniard Creek, where he introduced
us to his mother and family home.
My week at Small Hope Bay Lodge was worth the hefty price, despite the nasty
weather, maybe even because of it -- I don’t know where else I could have packed
so many unique dive experiences within such a tight time frame. The best time for
the Bahamas is May through August, when the water is warmer, the days hot, the
nights not so cool. As summer progresses, hurricanes become more likely and there
can be frequent but short-lived rain squalls. Luxurious it’s not, but Small Hope
Bay Lodge’s family-hug feeling makes it feel like a second home. It’s a great place
to bring the kids and get them excited about diving and marine wonders. Life is too
short to miss out on the good diving just off the Lodge’s doorstep, weather notwithstanding.
-- S.P.
Diver’s Compass: An eight-day, all-inclusive dive package during
low season (April 27 to December 19) is $1,945, then increases
to $2,083, while the all-inclusive daily rate for snorkelers is
$235 during low season and $254 in peak season . . . Nitrox fills
are extra at $10 . . . My weekly bill for two adults, 12 dives,
three snorkel trips, four percent gratuity and dive staff tips was
$4,054 . . . U.S. dollars accepted, but little cash is needed since
all fees, including tips, can be charged . . . If you want A/C,
request it in advance . . . Small children eat dinner separately
under complimentary supervision; babysitting is available . . . Flights to Andros
Town on Continental puddle-jumpers leave from Fort Lauderdale four days a week and
cost approximately $300, but the Lodge also helps arrange charter flights . . . I
checked four bags, each less than 50 pounds, with no problems from Continental . .
. Taxi to and from the airport is $10 per person one way; no need for rental cars
and the Lodge arranges land excursions . . . Web site: www.smallhope.com.