Dear Fellow Diver,
When a friend heard I was going to dive with UNEXSO,
the Underwater Explorers Society on Grand Bahama Island,
his first question was "Why?" Admittedly, I had my own
doubts. For three decades UNEXSO has been a mass-market
operator, the largest dive operation in the Bahamas, with
six boats. What could they offer a jaded old salt who,
after taking up the sport back when Mike Nelson was stateof-
the-art, has traveled just about everywhere?
Our first dive, at Pygmy Caves, lived up to my worst
expectations. The "caves" were actually sandy surge channels
between colorless coral heads. Silt covered everything.
Broken bits of coral littered the sand. Our
divemaster, Tamora, micromanaged us to frustration, starting
with an interminable orientation that turned out to be
a canned presentation we would hear before every dive (even
the jokes!). Although divers with computers were free to
plan their own dives and profiles, my buddy and I stayed
with the group for this first time (and, we quickly decided,
the last).
Under water, Tamora was constantly in everyone's face,
doing gear checks, pointing out things to see, asking if we
were okay. Some divers were sent to the surface with 800
psi, although UNEXSO's policy is to return to the ascent
line with 700. From then on, my buddy and I chose to go in
first so we could follow the dive plan on our own.
Had I not prepaid my week's trip, I might have packed up
for the Bahamas out islands after this first dive. But I
took a deep breath and recalled that I'd been attracted by
UNEXSO's specialty dives -- a shark feed, an open-ocean
dolphin interaction, a 100-foot wreck dive, and the opportunity to get a cavern diving certification
-- and the good price, about half the
cost of a comparable stay on Grand Cayman.
Bahamas |
Heck of a Wreck
Things improved on the next dive, a
recently sunk tugboat near an older wreck
called Papa Doc's. It was alive with blue
tang, big gray angels, sergeant majors, and
yellowtail. Water clarity was so good (vis
ran 70-100 feet during the week) that my
buddy got some terrific wide-angle ambientlight
shots with a Nikonos V at 47 feet.
I did another wreck dive that night, on
the Pretender, an upside-down tug 50 feet
down. After rushing a cup of soup to make
a 7 p.m. departure (which didn't pull out
until 7:45), we sat around at the mooring
buoy telling jokes while waiting for sunset.
Tamora redeemed herself with the best joke
of the night: "What's the difference between
a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend
20 minutes looking for a golf ball." The
highlight of this dive was a long swim with lights off, navigating by moonlight and
the bioluminescence in the water.
But the primo wreck dive was Theo's, a 230-foot cement hauler lying on its
port side at the edge of a 2,000-foot ledge. Ten divers were split into two
groups, and an Italian divemaster named Christina led four of us on a slow, easy
penetration of the hold at 87 feet, then down into the engine room at 99 feet.
She pointed out a stone crab the size of an Alaska king crab and a small spotted
eel glaring out of a ruptured bulkhead. Since this is the deepest dive UNEXSO
offers, everyone must complete at least one shallower dive before tackling
Theo's. Christina offered to conduct a night dive on the wreck for just four
experienced divers, but she was unable to put it together during my stay.
The Dive Operation
I found UNEXSO's service personable,
helpful, and honest. Three times, I
mistakenly left gear aboard after a
dive, and each time, it was returned to
lost and found! Staff loaded aluminum
80s on the boat (filled to 2,600 psi
max), and all I had to do was lug my
personal gear and set it up. For a small
deposit, I secured a dockside locker to
store wet gear. Each boat had a skipper, a
divemaster, and usually a deck hand to
help divers doff and don gear and negotiate
the open-step swim ladders, which
bounced around quite a bit in the surface
chop. (Afterwards, I put tips in envelopes
for a few especially helpful people, but
there was no request from anyone or in any
literature for tips. Good for them!)
Everything is geared for high volume. The reservations counter for boat dives
is equipped with three computers and four or five staff bookers. You can choose
between two departures each at 8:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., and 2:00 p.m., plus one
night dive. Most sites are scheduled in advance. Writeups of each site are available
at the reservations counter to help you decide which boat to take. Because
of its location, UNEXSO offers no shore diving. Even snorkeling was discouraged
in the channel, due to heavy boat traffic.
Diving for Real
Now, though the bad sites are indeed bad
(and hard to avoid in a week), we dived several
good sites around Blair House, a sprawling
reef with a profusion of healthy,
colorful corals, sponges, yellowhead wrasse,
goatfish, foureye butterflies, and spotted
drums (and a few bigger fish than, say,
Roatan). I went to 87 feet, but the best
diving was at 55 feet. At Ann's Paradise, a
coral pillar has been made into a monument to
a local diver who led the successful campaign
to get mooring buoys installed at
designated dive sites. The pillar is also a
cleaning station, patronized by a tiger
grouper. At nearby Arrow Point, an eightfoot
manta checked us out for five minutes
before leisurely winging off. These experiences
more than made up for Pygmy Caves and
another ho-hummer, an abandoned subsea
living experiment called SPID City (SPID
stands for Submersible Portable Inflatable
Dwelling). And once some of us learned
our way around, we could influence the
captain's selection, so we never wound
up diving inferior sites twice.
While the better reefs are on a par with
most Caribbean locations, the real action
is in the shark and dolphin dives. Having
sat through a video and an onboard dive
orientation (and been given several chances
to back out), I knew what was expected as I
strapped on extra weight and descended to a
sandy bottom for the shark feed. Safety
divers swathed in head-to-toe chain mail
arranged us kneeling shoulder-to-shoulder
in front of a sunken hyperbaric chamber
(left over from a Hydrolab experiment).
Almost immediately, I saw a couple of sixfoot
Caribbean reef sharks lurking in the
distance.
The feeder, also resplendent in chain
mail, began doling out frozen mackerel,
slowly drawing a dozen sharks to within
eight feet of us. Jockeying for the next
handout, the sharks swooped over him. Some even tried to get their snouts inside the plastic food container. Accompanying
the sharks was a lone stingray, which rubbed against the feeder like an impolite
dog. A brown nurse shark got so pushy that the feeder stepped on its head to shoo
it away. Dozens of jacks and yellowtails ("Bahamas piranhas") buzzed like flies
around roadkill.
Strobes popped like firecrackers as sharks grabbed morsels, then darted over
our heads -- or, occasionally, between us. Some females bore gaping wounds (it
was mating season). I could have plucked remoras off their bellies as they zoomed
by, but UNEXSO enforces a strict no-touch policy. Occasionally the feeder gently
held a shark by its jaws or snout and put it into a trance by stroking in front
of its gills. I could see the nictitating membranes closing over their eyes as
the sharks accepted the only affectionate gestures they'd probably ever known.
Patrick, a staff videographer, shot the encounter, occasionally intruding
between us and the subjects at hand. Back on the dock, he had his video ready to
show in five minutes, complete with soundtrack. They tape every shark and dolphin
dive (price $35) and will tape other dives on request (inspect your copy before
leaving; the duplicating process can produce uneven copies). Each time I've
watched my video, the sheer voracity of the sharks starts my adrenalin pumping again. Sure, the experience was contrived, choreographed -- you could even say
rehearsed. But when a 150-pound predator hurtles directly toward you, still
chomping on its prey, it's as close to the real thing as most of us want to get.
(I was told that the operation on Walker's Cay offers a slightly different experience,
with the divers swimming in open water as up to 30 sharks dart among them
to hit at a frozen chumball.)
As exciting as the shark feed had been, it was topped by the dolphin encounter. Twelve divers were ferried to a nearby sanctuary, where two 15-year-old Atlantic
bottlenose dolphins and their trainers met us for a trip to Dolphin Flats, less
than a mile offshore. Again overweighted, we descended 50 feet to the flat, sandy
bottom and formed a large circle. The trainers gave us signals to relay to the
dolphins, cuing various behaviors. With each cue, a dolphin would approach a diver,
perform, then scoot back to the trainer for a frozen herring. I petted their humanlike
skin, placed rings on their rostrums, and kissed them. But the real charge
came when I rose off the sand, extending one arm stiffly to the side. A dolphin
pressed her rostrum gently into my palm, then spun me in circles.
When we were done, our new dive buddies willingly accompanied us back to the
sanctuary. Wild dolphins are occasionally attracted to these open-ocean encounters,
and a few tame animals have taken off for short periods with wild pods. But, having
been raised by humans, they always return. (I rented a Sea & See MX-10 with 100 ASA
slide film and strobe for the occasion -- $55, plus processing -- and after a brief
orientation got some creditable shots. Of course, I also bought the video of this
incredible experience.)
Where to Lodge
UNEXSO, an independent dive operation, is near several hotels in Port Lucaya, a
seven-minute cab ride from Freeport. I selected the Pelican Bay, relatively new
and right next to UNEXSO. Twin beds, air conditioning, phones, TVs, patios or
balconies, coffee service, modern showers
and electrical outlets, and views of
Bell Channel ran $480/week double, including
breakfast at the Brass Helmet
above UNEXSO. The restaurant features a
fascinating display of old diving artwork,
photos, and gear. Food was basic
but hearty, the service cheerful, if a
bit haphazard. Unfortunately, it didn't
open until 7:30 a.m., and some briefings
began as early as 8:00. Closing time is
10:00 p.m., just when boats are returning
from the night dives.
But there were other bars and restaurants
within walking distance throughout
Port Lucaya, a K mart version of Kona or
Cayman. Dinner ran from $8 for ribs at
the Cowboy BBQ to $26 for stone crab and
a yacht-harbor view at La Dolce Vita, and
$5.75 for a glass of California
chardonnay. A local microbrew, Hammerhead
Ale, was available most places at $5 for
two during happy hour. The Bahamians I
met were extraordinarily cordial and
outgoing. Waitresses will pause in their
rounds to tell you their life stories, and no one seems tired of the stream of
tourists free-flowing throughout the
island.
UNEXSO is a busy place, especially
from January through Easter and during
the summer. For the most part, it ran
like a well-oiled machine, geared to
the lowest common denominator. However,
one two-tank morning trip was canceled
due to "unavailability of staff," although
plenty of blue-shirted
divemasters were hanging around; dives
were scrubbed twice due to high winds;
occasionally the folks at the reservations
desk gave wrong times for boat
departures or orientations. Boats for
20 divers were running less than 50
percent full just before hurricane season, and I was happy not to be competing
with a full complement of divers for space above or below the surface.
Book the speciality dives well in advance. I nearly got shut out of the
dolphin dive despite booking a month ahead for late May, which is a slow season.
And the cavern diving I looked forward to? It was scratched because bats
were breeding in the caverns. For the most part, I got what I expected: an
inexpensive week of easy diving in warm water (80 ° F), mostly decent reefs, a
few thrills, a large, mass-market operation with few surprises, on foreign
soil as developed and ordinary as an American suburb.
D. L.
Diver's Compass: The reservations people (1-800-992-DIVE) answered my questions,
organized the package with flights from Miami to Freeport, and guaranteed reservations
for the shark and dolphin dives. . . . The nine-divep ackage was $199, or
just over $22 per dive, surcharges for specialty dives ($80 per dolphin encounter,
$40 per shark feed, $15 for each night dive). UNEXSO provides a handy shuttle service
that you can arrange for the next day's dives. Snorkeling and passenger rates
are available for nondivers. . . . You can practice your skills in UNEXSO's 18-
foot-deep practice tank if you need to. . . . At Pelican Bay, book an upstairs room
with a private balcony for drying gear; a coin-operated laundry and a concierge for
booking local activities are also available. On checkout, $12/person/night is added
to your bill for resort levy, room toll, and gratuities for maid and bellman. . . .
Departure tax ($18 per person) is collected at the airport. . . . Grand Bahama
Island offers the usual topside diversions: parasailing, jet skis, kayak trips,
deep-sea fishing, golf, tennis, nature walks, and tours of local settlements, plus
duty-free shopping for perfume, jewelry, and liquor (no camera gear) and gambling
at two casinos (one in Lucayan Beach Hotel, across the street from UNEXSO; if it
were in Las Vegas, it would be a candidate for blowing up). . . . Greenbacks are
widely accepted. Some shops don't take credit cards, or demand a minimum purchase;
others charge a fee (usually 25˘) for purchases made with traveler's checks. . . .
Expect rain at least every other day from June through October. Summer is particularly
windy, so bring a parka for the boat rides. . . . Bugs appeared only at night
and then were no big deal.