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Dear Fellow Diver:
Last spring, I chatted with my local dive shop owner
about my upcoming April trip to Roatan. “Ah, CoCo View,” he
reminisced. “You can really dive your brains out there.” Many
Undercurrent readers confess to being “CoCo Nuts,” picking
the dive resort as the one they’d likely return to. Eighteen
dives later, I knew what they meant. It’s a full-throttle
version of summer camp for divers. Every day was packed with
boat dives, self-guided dropoffs, meals at the clubhouse and
a few extracurricular activities crammed in between. Fellow
guests, mostly Americans, were 20 to 50 years past summers at
Camp Granada but as energetic and rowdy as kiddie campers.
Our campground was bordered by undersea walls and filled with
fish and critters -- especially macro life -- concentrated in
a small area. I’m talking about Bonaire-level dive quality,
but with walls on either side of your doorstep.
CoCo View’s bungalows on the water |
No need for “Reveille” on my alarm clock. I woke up at
daybreak. A quick breakfast at the main lodge followed by two
boat dives, lunch, two more boat dives, shore dive. Dinner
back at camp, then a night dive. Instead of s’mores around
the fire, I had nightcaps on my seaside porch. “Taps” was
the sound of waves lapping against the stilts of my overthe-
water bungalow. I didn’t pay all this money to have camp
counselors plan my
day, but CoCo View’s
dive schedule is as
hectic or relaxed as
you want it to be.
The seven-day packages
come with two twotank
boat dives per
day, and the ease and
freedom of self-guided
shore diving in the
resort’s “Front Porch”
meant I could spend
the entire day underwater.
On a couple of days, I squeezed in onshore sightseeing to
keep my non-diving buddy happy.
As a first-timer, I had to submit to
a checkout dive. Serious for a twentysomething,
Honduran divemaster Mark watched his
troop of newbies demonstrate buoyancy control
and mask clearing. Then he led us on
a shore dive through a narrow cut between
grassy shallows to Newman’s Wall. Straight
ahead at 65 feet was the wreck of 165-foot
coastal freighter Prince Albert, with a DC-3
airplane just off its bow. Forty iridescent
reef squid hovered over a sandy bowl nearby.
The shallow cut was filled with snappers,
grunts, damsel, squirrel and butterflyfish, perfect for snorkelers. On the way back,
a pair of spotted eagle rays serenely glided past me, while a large southern stingray
skated along the bottom.
The resort is on its own palm-covered island, a 20-minute drive from the airport
and a five-minute boat ride from Roatan’s southern end. I was ushered there by Nora,
CoCo View’s friendly head counselor, who had greeted me at the airport. The resort consists
of just a few wood-framed buildings, resembling fisherman’s boat shanties. Every
bungalow, cabana and standard room faces the Caribbean and a small, sandy beach running
round the island. I strolled the boardwalk connecting all rooms to the clubhouse, the
dockside dive center, and Hawksbill Caye, a smaller island that used to house a turtle
farm. Now it holds a thatch-roofed picnic area, the camp’s central meeting area where
staff grilled up meals and some evening partying took place.
I was happy with my spacious wooden bungalow with high ceilings, good bedside
reading lights, two ceiling fans, and French doors framing the ocean view. The balcony
had a hammock, two chairs and a little table good for lingering over sundowners. Air
temps were in the low 80s and a steady 15 m.p.h. breeze blew the entire week, so nosee-
um bites were sparse. I felt lucky when people kayaking over from Fantasy Island
resort told me their beach was covered with blood-thirsty mosquitoes. The spartan bathroom
had a smallish shower, no tub, and a toilet requiring three flushes to empty. The
coffeemaker, fridge and bug bomb were handy. The AC worked fine, and there were 10 pegs
for hanging gear. Some details were below par -- my coffeemaking supplies were never
replenished, a dresser knob was missing, and bathroom walls were sloppily patched and
unpainted. More “roughing it” moments came when the power went out two or three times
daily -- I had to reset the A/C in the middle of the night when it went back to its
default setting of 78 degrees, and I gave up on resetting the clock.
Those are small issues for the
happy campers coming back for return
visits. Half of the divers who arrived
when I did had stayed there before.
My two main dive buddies had visited
eight and 15 times respectively. What’s
camp without a clanging bell? Dive shop
staff clanged it at 15, 10 and 5 minutes
before sending out the four 50-
foot boats at 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. Entry
was by giant stride off the sides or
back, reboarding was by two stern ladders.
The boats, originally built for
the U.S. Navy, had a boarding ladder
mounted in the center of the keel. The
captain swung it down through a large
box open at the top to admit returning
divers. Excellent for rougher seas
because it bucked a lot less than the
stern ladders, and I tried it once when the winds whipped up four-foot
waves during boat dives. Diving in
the shallower reefs meant fighting
with surge.
After a briefing accompanied by
laminated illustrations, Mark guided
15 of us while Gringo, another twentysomething
local divemaster who
ironically spoke little English,
stayed with the moored boat. Each
boat went to a separate site, never
repeating any. We were on a fixed
menu and no one had input into the
tightly choreographed locations -- it
would have messed up logistics. When
divemasters pointed out something
interesting like a long-snout seahorse
or a large-eye toadfish, a long
line of divers waited, or if hysteria
set in, a mass of bodies crowded
in. Annoying, but it didn’t happen
that much. There was an occasional
rare fish or creature, but most dives
took place on undramatic reef structures.
Calvin’s Crack was the most
visually memorable. After an unassuming
approach, I entered a small, dark
tunnel, a narrow crack in the reef.
On the outer wall, cathedral-like
beams poured in from 60 feet above.
Elegant spotted drum danced about the
barrel-sized sponges clinging to the wall on the other end. A grumpy, large-eye toadfish
squatted on a shallow plateau.
While the first boat dive was an appetizer, the second tank, both morning and
afternoon, was a good main course. I’d giant stride into the 80-degree water, either
at CoCo View Wall or Newman’s Wall, for a leisurely, unguided dive back to CoCo View’s
beach. My first drop-off was the most exciting because I had no idea how far away from
the resort I’d been dropped. As my air supply fell, I wondered whether I could go the
distance without a surface swim. After dropping to 50 feet, I gradually glided up to
25 feet. Checking me out along the way were an arrow blenny hugging soft corals, a
peppermint goby perched atop a magnificent brain coral, and a raggedy decorator crab
clinging to a gorgonian. I stood up in the cut 72 minutes later, welcomed back to the
“front porch” by Caribbean reef squid flying in formation. On further dives, I averaged
45 to 60 minutes, photographing cryptic teardrop crabs and secretary blennies at
my leisure, with visibility of 75 feet. Still, the boat dives were the only place to
see a different cast of fish, varied swim-throughs and stately reef canyons.
The dive setup was well laid out. Ample bins, showers and clotheslines, camera
and rinse tanks, were just steps away from the stern of the boat. On each bin, I hung
a tag with my room number if I wanted to do a boat dive, so the crew took my gear
and set it up on the boat. Whenever I wanted to shore dive, I just took an aluminum
80 from a rack of tanks, all filled to 3000 psi. A full-service dive shop was steps
away. I took a photography lesson from award-winning Tim Blanton, who has a photo shop
on premises. Patiently and with good humor, Tim taught me how to use ambient light and
reduce backscatter from my flash, although he didn’t get into the water with me. But
after three hours of lessons over two days, I was able to capture shots using a beautiful
natural light, making the water virtually disappear from view.
With a strong current flowing one morning, I drifted along the sloping dropoff
at Connie’s Dream. I never dive openwater without a good safety sausage but noticed
few divers here did the same. After working from 75 to 50 feet, I spent the last 25 minutes drifting above ridge after ridge of sponges, soft corals, and common reef fish.
When my two buddies and I decided to surface, I lent them my safety sausage, which came
in handy because it took 10 minutes for the boat to come. Another diver told me that
when her group surfaced, there was no boat in sight, as it had left to pick up snorkelers
who had drifted away. The divers had a nervous 10 minutes, waiting while trying
to keep their heads above four-foot swells.
While there’s no shopping or dining district nearby, CoCoView brought in a different
local craft merchant every day. I took a half-day island tour on an air-conditioned
bus (a bargain at $25). I hand-fed prehistoric-aged lizards at Arch’s Iguana
and Marine Park, then strolled three acres of exotic jungle plants at Carambola Garden
Center while golden spiders watched me from six-foot-wide webs hanging from the trees.
Last stop was West End, a colorful town on Roatan’s north side where dive shops, bars,
restaurants and European backpackers thronged lumpy dirt roads. I also took a 45-minute
ride in an open cockpit float plane ($125). Sitting behind the pilot in the open
cockpit with the wind in my face, we circled Roatan’s east end, never going above 700
feet, and got a birds-eye view of the resort- and reef-fringed shoreline.
Buffet meals served in the central hall were all-American comfort food. Plenty
of orange juice at breakfast to wash down any-style eggs with bacon or sausage,
cereal and fruit. Lunches ranged from cheesy macaroni and roast beef sandwiches to
chicken salad and shrimp soup. My favorite dinner entrees were garlic shrimp, calzone,
and BBQ chicken and ribs. Sweet, moist Tres Leches cake and coconut bread
made fantastic desserts. Except for one free beer, it was $2 for local beers like
Salva Vida and Barena, $3.50 to $5 for mixed drinks and $3.75 for house wine.
I kept my tab down by buying duty-free on the way in. My favorite staffer was
Rebecca, a buoyant buffet-line server, who piled my plate high with a wink and a
smile. While employees were friendly, they didn’t mingle with guests and stuck to
themselves at meals.
The Caribbean version of campfire took place nightly at Hawksbill Caye. One
night, Doc Radawski, who started CoCo View’s dive operation, gave an overview of
Roatan’s history, reefs and marine life. Next was fire twirlers lighting up the
dark. Then it was young dancers in local costume doing a series of traditional numbers
and pulling people from the audience for a lively spin around the floor. The
high point was the limbo contest, fueled by free rum punch, which pretty much got
everyone out of their seats. The two-story clubhouse sports ping-pong and pool
tables, and its two computers offer free high-speed Internet. A good place for downtime
was in the reading room/lecture hall, where rocking chairs on the open-air
veranda offered great views.
Midway though my trip, I decided to go for a six-dive day. At 5:50 a.m., I waded
into the water with my dive buddy, spotting a brown mantis shrimp scurrying in the
shallows plus a mottled jawfish before even reaching the Front Porch. I was clean and
washed for breakfast at 7 a.m. Stern-faced divemaster Mark alerted me to a spotted
moray and black-spotted nudibranch on the boat dive at Nerlyn Front Porch. I jumped in
for the drop-off at Newman’s Wall and a mellow 65-minute underwater swim back. On the
way, a bridled burrfish the size of a football used my body for cover. After lunch of
boiled shrimp and chicken salad, I dropped into Forty Foot Point at 2:16 p.m., where
Mark pointed out a longsnout seahorse. Strong wind and four-foot waves swept up a moderate
current. A hundred horse-eye jack met me on a hard kick back to the boat. This is
when their no-glove policy got annoying because to avoid being swept away at the safety
stop, I cut my finger holding onto an encrusted mooring line. On the second drop-off at
Newman’s Wall, I enjoyed the sight of secretary blennies darting out of their holes on
the encrusted rail of Prince Albert’s foredeck.
After a dinner of fried calamari, roast beef, and buttered coconut bread I was
up for my night dive. They’re all self-guided shore dives, (there was one boat dive
scheduled during my week for $35, but rough seas scuttled it). I signed in and out
on a numbered log sheet and took a corresponding numbered tag. As the first diver
out, I took a bright strobe light (provided by CoCo View) and hung that and my tag
on a chain suspended at the end of the cut. Subsequent divers hang their tags and the
last to shore returns the strobe. A search is launched if all tags and strobe are
not back by 11 p.m. It was already dark when my buddy and I submerged at 8:30 p.m.
and headed for CoCoView Wall. A fish the size of a goliath grouper loomed like a big
boxcar in the darkness, just out of ID range. Tigertail sea cucumbers roamed, and a
tank-like Spanish lobster lumbered across the bottom. On the way back up the cut, the
waves foaming in the shallows created a strong, short rip current pouring back out to
sea against us. I had to use my knife to anchor and pull my way through the swiftest
part. As we left the water and hung up our tags, we shook hands on a great ending to
a frantic fun-filled day. No marshmallows nearby to toast, so I settled on a sundowner
and deep sleep.
It’s obvious why people go cuckoo for CoCo View. It’s a fantastic place for hanging
underwater with multiple types of reef fish and macro critters for four-plus hours
a day. My fellow guests’ exuberance made me appreciate the great diving even more.
Because of so many repeat visits by fans, reserve one of the 26 rooms at least 12
months ahead of time. When I first called, all of the bungalows and over-the-water
cabanas were booked a year in advance by a single dive group. But CoCo View says that
if rooms aren’t available for all the dates needed, they’ll book you into the Playa
Miguel Beach Houses next door until a room opens. Sounds like a good deal, getting an
oceanfront house for the cost of a hotel room, but not all have A/C and there could be
a wait list for those, too. Getting into this dive camp can be as hard as getting the
kids into private school, but the payoff is excellent Caribbean wall diving.
-- S.P.
Diver’s Compass: A seven-day all-inclusive dive package starts at
$849 during low season, ending January 16 (excluding Thanksgiving and
Christmas weeks), then starts at $1,099; that doesn’t include a 16
percent room tax. . . A suggested 15 percent gratuity is spread among
the staff, but I tipped my divemaster and captain $5 each per boat
trip . . . Nitrox is $8 per tank or $125 per week . . . CoCo View
asks to keep guests’ passports in their safe, which was fine with me
because my room’s wooden lockbox was rickety . . . Direct flights
to Roatan run through Houston (Continental) and Atlanta (Delta);
November flights were recently priced at $570 and $850 respectively . . . Honduras
is subject to hurricanes from June through November, and the rainy season is October
through February . . . Roatan has two hyperbaric chambers, and CoCo View asks for a
voluntary donation of $2 per day to support them . . . U.S. dollars accepted; but
bring small bills if you buy from local vendors because most don’t take big bills or
credit cards . . . Web site: www.cocoviewresort.com.